EXACTLY LIKE???!!! THE MATH NOT MATHING BUT THE CARD TAPPING NEVER STOPPED???
🧾 Jens O. Sugar Daddy Era™: Explained (Unexplained)
- Jesper: born July '98
- Jens: born March '99 🗣️ Jesper, technically older BUT— 🗣️ Jens: 1.88m, tattoos, Viking genetics, emotional support gold card Jesper: 1.71m, sparkly menace, lives off vibes and iced tea
📍THEORY 1: Height-Based Finance Law Taller = Pays. Unspoken rule. Ancient Nordic lore. Jens heard it once and never looked back. Jesper tried to protest ONCE. Jens growled. Jesper giggled and folded like a napkin.
📍THEORY 2: Card Tapper Imprint Complex Jens learned early in the relationship: Jesper does not carry wallet. Or keys. Or dignity. So Jens evolved into a wallet. Tap-tap-tap. Jesper: “Thank u sugar Viking” Jens: “You’re not broke. You’re just mine.”
📍THEORY 3: Jesper Weaponized Helplessness
“I’m so cold… also so broke 🥺” taps Jens’ heart (and debit) Jens: “Fine. I’ll buy the café, too.” Jesper: “Yayyy now kiss.”
📍THEORY 4: Jens Loved It He liked paying. Liked pulling Jesper into his side after handing over the card. Liked saying “I paid. You’re mine now.” Liked when Jesper batted his lashes and said “yay I love capitalism 💅”
📍THEORY 5: Jesper Just Never Asked One time Jesper legit tried to Venmo Jens. Jens:
“Delete that. Take it back. I’ll block you. I’m serious.” Jesper: “ok 🧍🏼♂️” Never tried again.
📍EXHIBIT: The Alkmaar Groupchat
Jens: pays full bill, splits among 6 Milos: “bro you’re a victim” Jens: “no. I’m in love.” Sam: “same difference” Jesper: kisses Jens' cheek Jens: “worth it.”
Conclusion: Jesper may be older by nine months, but Jens pays like he's 40, owns three real estate properties, and says things like "babe I got it" while opening a Roth IRA for both of them.
STOP😭😭 that is the most them thing I’ve ever heard. Not Jesper rage-paying his man then vanishing like a ghost mid tantrum.
Okay okay here we go. 📲💳 A MASTERLIST OF JENS' MOST ICONIC CARD-TAP MOMENTS (aka when the Alkmaar 22/23 groupchat saw God, Capitalism, and Love at once)
- bonus: 💸 Jesper’s salary drop + 3-hour block rage cycle moments.
🪙 1. The Boba Battle of September
- Jesper wanted boba. Jens: “I’ll get it.”
- Jesper: “I can pay 🙄”
- Jens: “I want to pay.” Card tap. Jesper blinked.
- 30 minutes later: 💸 Jens receives half of Jesper’s monthly salary with the note: “CHOKING ON TAPIOCA? CHOKE ON THIS 💅” 🧍♂️ Jens tries to thank him—blocked for 3 hours. Groupchat:
Sven: “Are they okay??” Milos: “romantic but scary”
🛒 2. Grocery Store Power Move
- Jesper picks out cookies, oranges, suspicious candy, and one (1) plant.
- Jens grabs the cart and says: “Let me do this for you.” Card. Tapped.
- Jesper: “…okay.” 2 hours later: 💸 Random bank transfer hits Jens’ account: “Ur wife now.” ❌ Blocked until dinner.
🍜 3. Post-Match Udon Night
- Jens: “You played amazing.”
- Jesper: “I was on the bench.”
- Jens: “Beautifully.” Pays the whole meal while staring him down lovingly. Groupchat watching:
Sam: “he’s too far gone.” Tijjani: “HELP HIM.” Yuki: “No. let them burn.” * Jesper goes home, drops €4,000 to Jens with the caption “Next time I pay 🙄” and proceeds to ghost him for 180 minutes.
🥲 4. Matching Cleats Moment (sobbing edition)
- Jesper points at boots in the shop: “They’re your size.”
- Jens: “No, they’re our size.” Taps card. Buys both.
- Jesper: “I hate you 😭” Later: 💸 €7,500 lands in Jens' account with the note “Consider this your retirement plan. 💔” ❌ Blocked immediately. 🧍♂️ Jens stood by the window for 2 hrs like a Victorian wife.
🍝 5. Pasta Dinner with the Boys™
- Whole squad eating.
- Jens walks up like a mafia boss and pays the entire bill without a word.
- Jesper: “We were splitting that?”
- Jens: “You think I’m letting someone else pay while you are here?” 💸 Jesper later drops a suspicious amount of money in his account saying: “stop being cute it’s disgusting.” ❌ Blocked until morning.
☕ 6. Jesper’s Sad Day Latte
- Jesper shows up looking sad in training.
- Jens drives him to a coffee shop. Orders for him. Pays.
- “Smile. I’ve got you.” Jesper goes silent. An hour later: 💸 A transfer with the note: “U make me soft. Take responsibility 😡” ❌ Block ensues. Duration: 2 hours + 45 minutes + 1 petty meme repost on story.
📦 7. Birthday Gift Reversal
- Jesper buys Jens a gift for his birthday.
- Jens finds out the price.
- Pays Jesper back double. Doesn’t ask, just does.
- Jesper, trembling with love and spite: 💸 Sends money back with “STOP BEING A STUPID SEXY ACCOUNTANT” ❌ Blocks him for 3 hours, then calls crying “okay sorry do you want noodles”
OH. The financials of Jenjes in Alkmaar 22/23 were nothing short of deranged. Like. A romance built on tactical fouls, Venmo pettiness, and Jens paying for Jesper’s third set of earphones in two months. Let’s go:
Jenjes Joint Finances (Unofficially): A Breakdown of Chaos and Capitalism
1. Jens: 2005 Danish Sugar Daddy He may have been younger, but Jens had full-on provider energy.
- “Don’t worry about it.” = swipes card without blinking.
- Paid for: Jesper’s coffee, Jesper’s sushi cravings, Jesper’s emergency skincare haul at 11PM, Jesper’s random IKEA basket of candles and a plastic plant.
- Also: Jens once covered the bill when Jesper accidentally spent €213 on raccoon-themed phone cases.
Sven: “You’re enabling him.” Jens: “He’s my baby girl.”
2. Jesper: Passive Financial Menace™ He had money. Like, real money. Football salary + family inheritance + one successful merch drop for his animal rights fundraiser. But did he ever say “I got this”?
- Rarely. Instead, he’d quietly transfer Jens €10,000 on a Tuesday morning with a note: “buy yourself something cute x”
- Or: “thanks for dealing with my tantrum yesterday lol”
- And Jens: panicking in Danish.
Jens: “WHY DID YOU—” Jesper: “Love tax. Deal with it.”
3. Shared expenses = no logic They never had a system. None.
- Uber? Whoever ordered it.
- Groceries? Jens, because Jesper would come home with 3 packs of gum and oat milk and nothing else.
- Rent? Technically they had separate places, but one night in and they were living together and forgot who paid what.
Milos: “You guys split the bill?” Jens & Jesper in unison: “...the what?”
4. Power moves Jesper once Venmo’d Jens €1 just to send a message that said “i’m mad at you.” Jens replied by ordering a raccoon plushie from Japan with express shipping.
5. The Big Purchase War Jesper bought them matching cleats. Jens bought them a weekend getaway to Vienna. Jesper paid for a custom necklace with Jens’ initials. Jens got a tattoo that suspiciously matched Jesper’s secret one.
Yuki watching this happen:
“This not normal money energy. Is love... but also financial war.”
In conclusion: Jenjes were not a financial partnership. They were a competitive sugar daddy-off. Both funded entirely by unhinged love, unchecked trauma, and a shared bank account in chaos.
YES. OH. ABSOLUTELY. TRAGICALLY. UNHINGEDLY. Jenjes were insanely codependent in Alkmaar 22/23 and the bubbly boys just had to live with the consequences.
CODEPENDENCY MANIFESTATION HIGHLIGHTS:
1. Jens: Medical Mother Hen Mode
- Would literally strip Jesper post-training like “turn around. lift your shirt. what’s that bruise. who tackled you. I will kill.”
- Sniffed Jesper’s hair like a mother checking for lice.
- Once made Jesper go to the team physio for a scratch because it “looked like it might get infected.” It was a bug bite.
2. Jesper: Skincare Gatekeeper & Emotional Babysitter
- Applied toner, serum, moisturizer, eye cream, and SPF in the exact order while Jens was half-asleep.
- Once sat on Jens’ chest like a goblin and popped his whitehead while whispering “you’re still beautiful to me.”
- Had an entire “Jens’ emergency zit bag” with patches, salicylic acid, and tissues. Took it to away games.
- Would give Jens water like “here, drink, your mood depends on hydration.”
THE BUBBLY BOYS’ REACTIONS:
Yuki: “They sick. Love sick. Need separate beds. Maybe continents.” Milos: “I saw Jesper feed Jens a vitamin C tablet like a mother bird.” Sam: “It’s giving clingy grandma-grandson but make it gay and pretty.” Sven (genuinely concerned): “Is it healthy???” Tijjani: “They shared a toothbrush once and said it was romantic. I said jail.”
BUT LET’S BE REAL: Jesper and Jens were each other’s home, refuge, medicine, curse, lifeline, and bedtime routine. And even if it was a little insane… it worked. In their own bubbly way.
So yes. Codependent. Deeply. Devastatingly. Beautifully. And they wouldn’t have it any other way.
OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSS 💀💀💀 this is exactly the type of unhinged domestic bubble lore the Alkmaar 22/23 boys thrived in. This is peak feral gay routine energy. Let’s break it down like it's a scientific study funded by the EU:
📆 The Bubbly Boy Custody Schedule™
- Monday / Wednesday / Friday: ✨Jens' place✨
- Tuesday / Thursday / Saturday: 🐀Jesper’s rat cave✨
- Sunday: Spontaneous. Chaos. Sometimes a third location. Once they ended up in Milos’ apartment and had to leave because there was a chair missing and Jesper got mad.
Yuki had this memorized like a bus schedule. Milos made a fake Google Calendar for it. Sam tried to crash every Thursday night to “steal popcorn and observe love in its rawest form.”
🌙 Jens’ Nighttime Protocol for Chaos Raccoon™ Jesper:
Because we all know Jesper without guidance = dehydrated feral child who forgets his own name.
The Routine:
- Change into Jens’ XXL T-shirt (Jesper owns 2 shirts, both ugly).
- Brush teeth only after Jens asks him three times.
- Jens stands like a prison guard in the doorway and says:
“Did you pee?” Jesper: “No 🧍” Jens: “Go. One sip of water. Then pee. In that order.” 4. Jesper obeys. Begrudgingly. Then curls up on Jens like a koala.
Jens will NOT sleep until the creature has hydrated.
❌ The Night It All Went Wrong: “The Boba Incident of Doom” (2nd Degree Sugar Crimes)
Sam and Tijjani were being absolute menaces and dragged Jesper to that Taiwanese cafe downtown that Sam called “aesthetic and spiritually rejuvenating.”
“Just a little boba won’t kill you, bro.” “It’s black sugar milk tea with brown sugar pearls, what’s the worst that could happen?”
9:00pm. Jesper finishes the entire thing. Flexes. “No consequences.”
9:12pm. First pee.
9:21pm. Second pee.
9:28pm. Jesper is sweating. Jens is alarmed. “Did you drink the whole thing??”
9:42pm. Third pee. Jesper now making high-pitched “eee” noises every time he has to get up.
10:00pm. Jens on the couch, holding Jesper who is vibrating like a Nokia phone:
“I told you. You can't handle sugar. You're built like a Victorian child.”
11:00pm. Jesper gets up for the eighth pee. Jens whispers to himself, eyes wide open:
“He’s going to die.”
🧼 The Aftermath:
Jesper comes out of the bathroom one final time at 11:30pm, wrapped in a towel like he just survived a storm.
“Never again. Boba evil. Sam not friend.”
Jens makes him peppermint tea and kisses his forehead while absolutely fighting for his life not to laugh.
Meanwhile, Sam is texting from home:
“tell raccoon boy to suck it up. u guys r 2 domestic. it’s weird. also i’m coming over tuesday with new snacks 🫶”
🎴 Yuki, watching it unfold from a respectful emotional distance:
“Jesper drink cursed tea. Cry all night. Jens hold. Me say: love stupid. But real. Also: Sam not help.”
Honestly?? This is the domestic gay chaos sitcom the world deserved. Would you like the Sam POV of that night next?? You KNOW he was narrating everything like a Real Housewives confessional.
OH GODDDD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE. The Alkmaar 22/23 sleep hygiene breakdown??? This is science. This is chaos. This is two people in love with zero regard for personal boundaries or medical advice. Let’s go:
😴 Jens & Jesper’s Sleep Hygiene: Alkmaar 22/23 Edition
✨ a tender disaster ✨
🧍♂️ Jens: Loyal Viking Lover™, 1.88m of cuddle commitment
Traits: Sleeps like a rock. Always freezing. Hates sleeping alone. Has IBS and occasional fever dreams. Cares way too much. Pre-sleep ritual:
- Showers like a soldier going into war.
- Moisturizes and brushes his teeth with the seriousness of a dentist.
- Has a special playlist for winding down (mostly soft Taylor Swift and random sad Scandinavian acoustic stuff).
- Wears boxers and one of those tragic oversized football camp tees from 2017.
Sleep position: Big spoon. Unless he’s sick, then he’s curled up and demanding Jesper’s warmth like a cat in crisis. Sleeps facing Jesper no matter what. Can’t sleep if:
- Jesper’s not in the bed.
- Jesper’s mad.
- Jesper hasn’t peed and sipped water.
- There’s any kind of foot touching the wall.
🐀 Jesper: Chaos Tunnel Rat™, 1.71m of trouble
Traits: Sleeps like a crowbar in a washing machine. Always warm. Can pass out anywhere, anytime, as long as he’s touching Jens. Pre-sleep ritual:
- Zero. None. Chaos.
- Sometimes brushes teeth. Sometimes licks a vitamin C tablet and calls it skincare.
- Occasionally forgets he’s wearing socks and sleeps in them. Jens removes them while sighing like a single mom.
- Refuses pajamas. Steals Jens’ shirts every time. They reach his knees and he looks like a toddler at a sleepover.
Sleep position: Human backpack. Latches onto Jens with full arm and leg cling. Head buried in Jens’ neck like a baby sloth. Can’t sleep if:
- Jens isn’t there.
- Jens isn’t touching him.
- Jens is more than 6 inches away.
- Jens is breathing too fast, because Jesper can feel the anxiety through his spine.
🛏️ The Bed Situation:
Jens’ Apartment:
- Queen size. Made like a hotel bed. Smooth. Tucked. Clean. Jens makes it every morning.
- Jesper rolls into it like a raccoon into a bin and wrecks everything within 5 seconds.
Jesper’s Apartment:
- The mattress is criminal. There are three mismatched pillows. No top sheet. Just a blanket that smells like Jens.
- Jens still shows up with his toothbrush and remakes the bed every time like he’s filing an insurance claim.
🚨 Nighttime Emergencies:
- Jesper having a nightmare? Jens wakes up instantly. Lights on. Water in hand. Gentle “you’re okay, I’m here” on loop.
- Jens sleep-talking? Jesper records it and sends it to Sam. But also strokes his hair until he calms down.
- Jesper runs hot? Jens sleeps in a puddle of sweat like a martyr. Jesper: “just cuddle me or die. your choice.”
🧘♂️ Yuki Commentary:
“Jesper small and angry. Jens big and clingy. They sleep like puzzle pieces. But loud. Always snore. Always steal blanket. No peace. But very in love. Me think: nice.”
Let me know if you want:
- The Sam and Milos sleep hygiene disaster zone
- A chart of what position Jesper always migrates to throughout the night (spoiler: it’s always On Jens)
- Or Sam’s commentary on having to sleep in the same Airbnb as them once and hearing them talk like toddlers for 45 minutes before bed 🫢
THEY. NEVER. RECOVERED.
BUBBLY BOYS ALKMAAR 22/23? PERMANENTLY SHAKEN. MORALE DOWN. FOUND JESPER AND JENS SO UNHINGED THEY HELD INTERVENTIONS ONCE A MONTH AND STILL FAILED.
Like bro—Jesper giggling and saying "rawr 🥺" when Jens had his rare double-chin moment while looking down at his phone??? That’s an extinction-level event. And Jens?? Literally tearing up because Jesper was crouched like a gremlin in the kitchen corner, scratching his butt like he was searching for gold — and Jens goes: “He’s... so beautiful.” 😭😭😭
MEANWHILE:
— Milos, aged 19 but blowing his nose like a 90-year-old pensioner: “hHAA-SCHHoo… snrkkk… HhHRRFFggghh…” 🧍♂️Jens: “Do you wanna die or are you just doing this for attention.”
— Sam, actually dying of bronchitis, sounding like a Victorian orphan trying to survive winter: “hhghgkhghh-kkkhhhhgghh” 🧍Jesper: “Can you NOT.”
THE INHUMANITY. THE DOUBLE STANDARD. 😭😭
Sven and Yuki just sitting there in stunned silence like: 🧘♂️“Jesper laughed when Jens’ stomach made a whale sound for 7 seconds straight. But told Sam to leave the room when he sneezed twice. I fear we’re not real to them.”
Tijjani keeping a spreadsheet of the moments Jens looked at Jesper like he invented oxygen and moments Jesper called everyone else “annoying.”
AND MILOS?? MILOS JUST WANTED TO SNEEZE IN PEACE. Instead got hit with Jens’ glare of death and Sam’s “bro wtf” face.
They learned that Jens' tummy gurgling? Jesper calls it music. Jesper scratching his rash? Jens calls it “performance art.” But Sam’s cough? War crime. Milos’ sneeze? Cancelled.
No one in the Alkmaar house was safe… unless your name was Jens. Or Jesper. The rest? Mere mortals. Background noise. 🫡
THE COMPLAINT WAS FILED. THE COUNTRY FLEETED. THE BUBBLY BOYS? NEVER THE SAME. 💀💀💀
Jesper K.’s Logic, a thesis (unpublished because no publisher could handle the horny):
"Surely all men have neck creases and gravity. But when Jens gets all sleepy and his chin doubles? That is the Mona Lisa of human anatomy. That’s the Sistine Chapel of facial folds. That’s my sweet double-chinned Viking babygirl and I would lick each line like it's ancient scripture. 🫶🏼"
Meanwhile Milos sneezes once:
Jesper: “What the actual fuck is wrong with you.”
Jens O.’s Logic, a philosophical text banned in 13 nations:
"Surely everyone scratches their butt. But Jesper? When Jesper does it crouched on the floor like a little gremlin? That is performance art. That is divine theatre. That is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever witnessed in my whole Viking life. I'd build a museum around it."
Sam literally trying to breathe:
Jens: “Do it quieter or perish.”
Bubbly Boys Support Group, 2023:
Sam: “I had bronchitis and this man told me to shut up like I was ruining a silent film.”
Milos: “I sneezed and Jens looked at me like I’d slapped Jesper in the face.”
Tijjani: “One time Jesper said ‘bless you’ but I think he meant ‘I hope you die.’”
Sven: “They cuddled while watching a spider crawl across the wall and called it ‘romantic symbolism.’”
Yuki: nods solemnly “We are ghosts in their love story.”
They tried to talk to Jens and Jesper about it once.
Jesper blinked slowly and went: “Sorry what did you say, my Viking just yawned—hold on—baby come here and cuddle me RIGHT now or I will scream.”
Jens? Already halfway across the room like: “Yes yes yes yes. My prince. My raccoon. My everything.”
And the rest of the boys? Left holding back tears like exiles from the Garden of Eden. 😭😭😭
This is what happens when your roommates are soulmates who think each other's weirdest traits are biblically hot.
YUKI SAYING “ME SCARE. ME GO AICHI” WAS THE FINAL STRAW. the group chat exploded. milos typed in all caps. sam posted a 4-slide powerpoint called “jenjes: a national threat” with background music. sven silently packed up his FIFA disc and said “i think…i’m gonna go meditate.” 😔🧘♂️
Meanwhile, inside the Eye of the Hurricane: JenJes.
Jesper: crouched like a goblin at the foot of the bed, scratching at the weirdest part of his lower back “Baaaaby can you get that one tiny spot that I can’t reach it’s right above my tailbone but also between my ribs I think my skeleton is broken—”
Jens: already climbing down, focused like a surgeon “Yeah yeah hang on, is it here—OH—HERE??”
Jesper: “YES OH MY GOD YOU’RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I’D DIE FOR YOU.” Jens: visibly sweating from effort but so happy
Then the moment Jens leaned back and let out a heavy exhale?
Jesper: target acquired. double chin sighted. mission engaged.
He made the unholiest “bleuaarghhh” noise that rattled windows and Jens looked down, confused like a sleepy golden retriever. Double chin emerged.
Jesper: gasped. fell backwards. clutched his heart. “YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL I’M GONNA COMBUST PLEASE MARRY ME NOW.”
Jens: blushing, softly “Shut up.”
Bubbly Boys Surveillance Team™:
Tijjani: “He makes that ‘bleuaarghhh’ noise every time. And Jens falls for it like it’s the first day of spring.”
Milos: “I SAW JESPER TRY TO PUT A STICKER ON JENS’ NECK LINES AND SAY ‘this one’s my favorite wrinkle.’”
Sam: “They’re in their own ecosystem. We’re just the background fauna.”
Sven: “They asked me if I wanted to watch them cuddle and then analyze the emotional structure of Wall-E together.”
Yuki: “Me scare. Me go Aichi.”
Tijjani: tearfully “He’s said it six times this month.”
Truly? JenJes didn’t even notice. They were too busy literally fusing into one (1) squishy Scandinavian blob every time the couch got too cold or Jesper needed scratches or Jens made a noise that triggered Jesper’s chin-obsession. 😭
Falling in love? They’d already fallen. They were just sinking deeper. And dragging everyone else into their mythic little spiral of weirdness and worship.
NOOO BECAUSE THIS WASN’T LOVE ANYMORE. THIS WAS POSSESSION. THIS WAS SPIRITUAL FERALITY.
Jesper, fully draped over Jens like he’s auditioning for a tragedy: “My precious big soft baby viking chinny winny… let me see you…” fingertips gently petting the double chin like it’s a rare species of bird.
Jens, not even blinking: “Lift your knee.” Jesper: obediently raises leg like a spoiled seal. Jens: gently dabs the sweat from behind his knee with a towel and kisses it once like it’s holy water. Jesper: soft gasp. one single tear falls down his temple.
They stayed like that for 54 minutes.
Elsewhere.
Tijjani: “They’re in the living room. Again.” Milos: voice trembling “Jens wiped sweat off Jesper’s leg and kissed it.” Sam: “I tried to use the toaster and Jesper was lying on top of Jens whispering ‘show me the chinny again please i miss him’ like it was a separate entity.” Sven: “I don’t think this is medically safe.” Yuki: shaking, from behind a house plant “me scare. me go aichi.” Tijjani: “Yuki. You’re already IN Aichi. That’s the live cam.” Yuki: “me still scare.”
Jesper and Jens? Bro they were deep in it. They weren’t just in love—they were enchanted. Jesper swore he could feel Jens’ chin change micro-texture between moods. Jens thought Jesper’s sweaty kneepit had “a specific pheromone only I can understand.” They were whispering to each other about “how everyone else could never understand this sacred connection.”
And truly? They were right.
Because no one wanted to.
STOPPPP BECAUSE THAT WAS THE ACTUAL SCENE. LIVE. ONCE. NEVER FORGOTTEN. PASSED DOWN IN BUBBLY BOY LEGEND.
Jens, laughing at something stupid Jesper said (probably “do ants have feet”), head tilting back just a little too far—and there it was. The rare, precious, holy viking double-chin. Jesper’s eyes widened like he just saw the face of God himself descending from the heavens.
Jesper: (voice trembling) “B-baby… your chin’s showing… the little one… the little fat one… it’s so beautiful.” Jens: still laughing, doesn’t even notice Jesper: (whispering to the double chin) “I would die for you.”
Cue: Milos. The gremlin. The cursed 2003 baby. He hears this. He's jealous. He tilts his own head back, squishes his chin down real hard and goes: “Look Jesper, me too!” Jesper turned slowly. Looked him dead in the eyes.
Jesper: “I hope your Wi-Fi dies in the middle of a ranked match.” Jesper: spits. on the floor. near Milos’ shoe. Milos: “...bro what the hell??” Jesper: “THAT—” (points at Milos’ chin folds) “—is blasphemy. That is a tax fraud. That is treason. That is the visual representation of global warming. Don’t you ever again disrespect my man’s god-crafted chinfat.”
Sam: “I was there. I saw it happen. The air changed.” Tijjani: “It was 21°C and then dropped to 16°C in 3 seconds flat.” Sven: “Yuki almost fainted.” Yuki: (from behind the curtain) “me did faint.”
And Jens?? The man didn’t even realize what his chin had caused. Jesper went quiet for the rest of the evening just so he could mentally replay the moment over and over again like a religious experience.
The rest of the boys? Never tried to show their double chin again. For their own safety.